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Today is Thursday, May 8th and it’s National Student Nurse Day! What do you call a nurse who can play the guitar? A rockin’ scrubs
Today is Wednesday, May 7th and it’s National Skilled Trades Day! Why was the roofer so calm under pressure? Because he was always on top
In-Person Parent-Teacher Conferences will be taking place on Wednesday May 7th from 2:00-4:00pm and Thursday, May 8th from 2:00-4:00pm and 6:00-8:00pm. Please note that bookings
Today is Tuesday, May 6th and it’s National Teacher Appreciation Day! What did the teacher say to its coffee? Without you, I’m just a substitute
Please visit this link to reach the UBC Chan Centre Online Ticketing page to allow you to access the two complimentary tickets for each grad
Please note that Tuesday May 6th is a Collaboration Day and we will be following our PLT schedule - Block A starts at 9:30am.
Today is Monday, May 5th and it’s National Astronaut Day! What’s an astronaut’s favorite type of chocolate? A Mars bar! Attention Grads! Please visit the
Congratulations to the Palmer Dragon Boat Team Quantum Blue who won 3rd place at the Burnwater Youth Regatta on Saturday May 3rd, bringing home a
Please find attached the Week at a Glance for the upcoming week, May 5th to May 9th. Please note that Parent Teacher Conferences are coming
Today is Thursday, May 1st and it’s National Password Day! Why is the password so short? Because it’s always getting hacked! There will be a
Today is Wednesday, April 30th and it’s National Bubble Tea Day! Why did the boba tea file a police report? It got its “pearls” stolen
Today is Tuesday, April 29th and it’s National shrimp Day! What do you call a lazy shrimp? Prawn-crastinator. A reminder to all Grads that the
Today is Monday, April 28th and it’s National Frog Day! How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy. To all our
Out of the seven entries Palmer sent to the 2025 Greater Vancouver Regional Science Fair held at UBC, R. C. Palmer was recognized with two
Our 2025 Dry Grad committee are holding a fundraiser on Saturday April 26th! Bring your car anytime between 10am and 3pm to the parking lot
Please find attached the Week and a Glance for the upcoming week, April 28 th to May 2 nd! Also, a reminder to our wonderful
Today is Thursday, April 25th and it’s National DNA Day! Why did RNA break up with DNA? It was too tired of being the messenger
Today is Thursday, April 24th and it’s National Pigs in a Blanket Day! What did one pig in a blanket say to the other? I
Today is Wednesday, April 23rd and it’s National Picnic Day! Why did the mustard lose the picnic race? Because it couldn’t ketchup! Global Network will
Today is Tuesday, April 22nd and it’s National Earth Day! Why did earth apply for a job? It wanted to make a world of a